Monday, March 24, 2008

Line of the Week

"Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water." --Dave Barry


1 comment:

Todd Bursztyn said...

Yes! I have actually been waiting for a Dave Barry quote to appear on your blog. He's definitely one of our funniest writers. I literally laugh out loud when I read his work, and it's ALL hysterical. There's rarely a lull in Barry's laugh riot. Good pick.